lifes not all sunshine and rainbows, kids. the real world is 100% all about work, money, pussy, crack, and sucking dicks to afford aforementioned crack. thats just how that shit works.

Im working in construction now, ive got a little bit of experience already so im not totally useless. like everyone who starts out, im doing all the shitwork. hammering nails, cutin wood, and oh yeah, loading 30 80 pound bags of concrete into a truck. nearly wrenched my back.

im not tryin to complain though cause its all good money. all this cash im rakin in... thats a loooooot of drugs

also comfest is tomorrow. 3 whole days and 1 square mile dedicated to smokin weed. praise Jesus.

so just to reiterate, life is shit. its not all fun an games. But i played GTA4 and its amazing. its like hot sweaty sex with jessica alba on ecstasy.
...
yeah.

this shit. been a fan of metal gear solid since i was Goddamn fucking six and i cant even play guns of the patriots.

this is bullshit.

unless God is feeling like a good ol fashioned miracle and wants to make that 360 release happen, im stuck here thinking a ps3 might actually be a good idea. how fucked up is that?

bad enough that i get to miss out on snake eater, but now Solid Snake finds the newest and most fucked up way to shovel shit into my face for his own sadistically fucked pleasure.

fuck. fuck. FUCK YOU KONAMI

whatever.
just gonna go grab some barbed wire and hang myself now.

haha so last night... lets just say i woke up not even knowing where the FUCK i was
...wouldnt be the first time though

that was definetley one of the crazier times ive been shitfaced, had a little dank to go with it too
so after about 7, 8 cans of keystone light and some whiskey i was goooooone

yeah i know im a lightweight drinker because i dont get to as often as i smoke, but trust me i can pound that shit...

shit it was so nuts, if you cant take all the bad parts of getting wasted off your ass like a man, you really dont deserve to drink, everyone thought i really should have stopped at the liquor... haha fuck that

so other than puking the better half of my stomach contents 4 seperate times, having a run-in with the local piggies, melting my left shoe, and waking up feeling like hell in a handbasket, that was one of the most fun drinking nights ive ever had




i regret NOTHING.

well these days i sure as fuck aint got nothin to do on this fucking website

what with one of the few people i actually relate to dissapearing for personal reasons

and just about everyone else being a complete faggot

Jesus fucking Christ i hate the God damn internet

its all good though
ill probably just do crack or some shit in the meantime
then i probably wont feel like im doing nothing but talking to myself

hehah i fucking love acid

it turns ALL YOUR bad feelings into good feelings

so im too fuckin cheap for this gayass websites premium service, so im tryin somethin new

Ghetto journal poll

just comment the answer
AHEM


Whats yer square a choice
(whats your fave brand of cigarette)

1 Camels, gotta love em

2 Newports, mmmm menthol

3 Marlboro, the white mans cig

4 Mavericks, ummm... Mavericks

5 Basics, somethings wrong with me

6 Dosent matter, its all nicotine

7 none, drug frees the way to be

8 Those things are deathsticks... but ah love MaryJames

9 I roll my own cigs, nigga

10 Other brand